Wednesday, 2 May 2012

What If I Was A Pie?

"I am a pie" I said. "How wonderful" Everyone said. Continue!


  1. Ivy frowned. "You're a pie?"

    Eve didn't answer. She didn't have to. Well, quite frankly, it was probably partially because she couldn't answer.

    She was, as she said, a pie.

    Ivy looked down at the pie. Her friend Anomaly, who had been standing next to her, gave her a look.

    "Don't even think about it."

    "I'm not going to..."

    "I can read your thoughts! You are too thinking about it!"

    "I wasn't going to."

    "Ivy, that would be cannibalism!"

    "Not exactly. A pie and a human being are different."

    Anomaly's phone rang. She walked away to go answer it.

    Ivy bent down to pick up the pie. She stuffed it in her mouth and she heard a very distinct scream in her head.


    Anomaly whirled around. "Was that a scream?"

  2. Exactly what type of pie are you Eve?